i believe introductions are in order June 17, 2008
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Well Hello!
I’m Riley Grime and who might you be? Thanks so much for dropping by to read about my harrowing adventures.
I’m your typical impoverished twenty something hipster living in Brooklyn. I’m pretty in a standard way and pride my self on my fashion which can only be described as “hip.” I’m insanely lazy and am perpetually looking for a new job. In the mean time I’m a gatecrasher, a DJ, a snob and your best friend.
I like dipping my hands in cold beach sand. Snapping my gum. Brushing my hair. I hate holding hands and I love stereotypes. As far as I’m concerned every chief of police should have a gigantic mustache and every Portagee should have a bathtub in the front yard with a virgin mary in it. I’m also quite partial to dinosaurs and am both intrigued and somewhat perturbed by red pandas (are they bears? are they racoons?)
Now that you know about me, I’d love to know about you. So leave me a lovely comment and swing by again soon!
