If you want to date a rockstar you better get used to falling off the stage, bitch January 30, 2009
Posted by rileygrime in Uncategorized.trackback
My New BFF
I am a big fan of Rock of Love. There are so many reasons to love this show. Specifically, Vh1 is completely unapologetic about being pop culture’s trash can and I truly appreciate it.
In the first two seasons there were a few candidates in each season that were (somewhat) respectable girls. The final two are always a good girl//mom (jess, mombre) vs a stripper//slut (heather, daisy) and each season everyone knew he belonged with (but never chose) the stripper slut. Rock of love bus does not fuck around. I’m proud to say that every girl on this season is a total slag! To the handful of girls with real boobs: don’t expect to last long.
My favorite slag is obviously Ashley (Farrah coming in second.) She is truly amazing. She thinks everyone is lame and all she wants is a cheeseburger. Me too, Ashley. Me too. If you’re reading this can we be best friends? I hope you win and get your 15 minutes of fame and a spin off on VH1. Call me!
xo,
riley
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