GIVE ME FREE CHEESE ILE DE FRANCE February 20, 2009
Posted by rileygrime in Uncategorized.Tags: camembert, cheese, free stuff, Ile de france, mom
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OK so ILE DE FRANCE is having this super contest. But they get to decide who they send it to based on web traffic and topics and what not. So based on that I am not getting any free cheese (Sorry mom by blog is not that important!) But I really want to try the camembert and I might write something great about it on my obviously hilarious blog that TONS of people read. So think about that Ile de France. I’m on your mailing list for a reason aren’t I?
Because I’m fat! Send me cheese!
i am clearly the next charlaine harris February 12, 2009
Posted by rileygrime in Uncategorized.Tags: paranormal romance, sookie stackhouse, twilight, vampires, WHOOPS
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“Do you really like those anne rice books?” said the store clerk with a judgmental stare. “I don’t know they are for my daughter” said my mother. “These are not appropriate for a young girl.” “Who cares as long as she’s reading. Mind your own business.”
Ok so I have been reading “paranormal romance” since I was ten years old and my mom was happy to indulge me as long as I was reading SOMETHING. It started with R.L. Stine it moved on to Anne Rice and I’ve just devoured the Twilight series (ugh) and the Sookie Stackhouse series. I know I know you must think I don’t have a brain and I feel you. The reason why I like these books is because they are a vacation for my brain.
When I was maybe thirteen I used to write these 45 page horror stories about twins and murderers and conspiracies with cheerleaders and vampires. I wish I still had them I could totally submit them for my new book deal.
But seriously where do I sign up to be the author of a paranormal romance novel. I am absolutely certain that I can make something up. Are you listening to me harper collins?!? Scholastic?! I’m talking to you.
Give me an advance I have this great story about this guy who falls in love with a girl but WHOOPS she’s a vampire. Give me my advance now! Thanks!
Hey guys would you think less of me if I wrote romance novels about vampires?
